Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag
the baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
hey man is it okay if i change the radio station
how was skool
pass the cheetos
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
jesus tumblr, don’t ever change
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
that’s what you get for walking through the band you little shit
This is my most favourite thing ever
I’ve wanted to do this for literally years.
Marching band for the win
reasons i grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid