pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”


jessekinng: neopet: hey man is it okay if i change the radio station how was skool pass the cheetos

jessekinng:

neopet:

hey man is it okay if i change the radio station

how was skool

pass the cheetos


run-the-scene:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

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jesus tumblr, don’t ever change



idk-bro-i-just-want-food:

jo—harvelle:

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands


despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow



repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”



sherrlockked: that-one-creative-writer: liblyx: baritone-shenanigans: askinnyblackman: that’s what you get for walking through the band you little shit This is my most favourite thing ever I’ve wanted to do this for literally years. Marching band for the win

sherrlockked:

that-one-creative-writer:

liblyx:

baritone-shenanigans:

askinnyblackman:

that’s what you get for walking through the band you little shit

This is my most favourite thing ever

I’ve wanted to do this for literally years.

Marching band for the win


reasons i grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.




occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

image

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh